Alex King

Alex has a personal web site here and runs Crowd Favorite, a web development business. He’s generally a bit too terse in his bios.

Despite appearing to be the nicest guy in the world, Alex King is pure evil. Here are a few things you should know before approaching Alex:

  • Alex King once killed a bear. Not with a weapon or even with his hands, but with his teeth.
  • He once lifted a car off of a trapped child, only to laugh maniacally and immediately put it back.
  • Alex likes to play golf. Except instead of golf balls he uses live bunnies.
  • 61% of all email spam is hand-written by Alex.